Do I stink??

We went out for dinner  last night to celebrate Indy's birthday. It was all going so well until I look over at

Ari and she is lifting her arm up into the sky to get a good sniff of her armpit. Now normally

 this wouldn't be a problem but must we do this in a restaurant??

I think NOT.

Of course now there is a pattern here. She did the same thing in the car the other day. I finally said to her...

"What are you doing?"

"Checking to see if I have BO"

"Honey even if you have stinky armpits, you shouldn't worry about it." "Everybody has stinky armpits at one point or another"

"Yea I know but I'm so worried that I'm gonna stink."

"Unless someone has his or her nose in your armpit, I don't think you should worry about it"

"And by the by... no body better have HIS face in your armpit" I'm just sayin. ( had to throw that in there)

So anyway back to last night. After I caught Ari smelling her pits at the dinner table. I made the mistake

of trying to show her a less obvious way to see if you stink. Then everybody had to chime in and give

their  rendition of checking for stink and then smelling their fingers. Alex did it with his eyes crossed,
like he loved his stench.

Indy did it in song, I think if she cold have stood on the dinner table and turned it into a 3 act musical she would have. ( watching an 8 year old smell her armpits is pretty funny)

This was our cue to get the Hell outta there  leave while we still had the option to stay.

I love my stinky little punks.