I have a new boyfriend.
Not HIM...
Him.
Isn't he cute?
I'm in love. Makes my uterus hurt.
My friend needed someone to watch him this week so I said "yes".
That big wet spot on my breast is NOT what you think. Well it is milk but not from me. I was feeding him and some milk leaked out of his bottle and onto my boob. My friend thought it was HYSTERICAL!!
I don't know whats so funny about it. Just cause my boobs are huge doesn't make me a dairy cow.
Well I once was a dairy cow.. or maybe three times I was a dairy cow but that was a long time ago.
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