This week, after having extensive "lawn mowing" lessons from Ted on how to run the tractor mower and how to cut the grass "the right way" I did the tractor part and left out the push mower part. Ari was supposed to edge the lawn with the push mower so I don't have to ride on the edge of the grass. Well I absolutely did Not mean to leave it out. I fully intended to have Ari come home from school and do the edging but I actually didn't have her do it. My neighbor Diana asked me why "I" didn't just do it and I absolutely did NOT say that I left that part out because I had on a new white t-shirt and didn't want to get sweaty. No not me. I would never do that.
I took the children to Target for some torture...I mean items and they were hungry so I let them pick out something for lunch from the cafe at Target. I did NOT let Indy pick bread sticks for lunch. I would NEVER let her eat a bunch of bread with OUT sauce for lunch. No that would not be a healthy choice.
WE had an open house on Sat and I did NOT tell the realtor to Hide the stinky towels in the washer because he asked what that stench was in the laundry room. No not me.
I also did NOT hide a dirty glass in the glass cupboard just to clear off the kitchen counter top. no not me.
4 comments:
Love this! Keep writing!!
xoxo Mom
You make me feel normal. The kids are so big.
Your Friend DeAnna
funny funny funny- I may have to quote you to myself for a lighten up chuckle. Feed indy breadsticks for lunch without sauce? Not me! That would not be a healthy choice!
Oh, and I often hide stinky things in cupboards or enclosed spaces. that my Martha Stewart tip!
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