*I did NOT listen to my neighbor tell me how much she hates the smell of her fresh cut garden peonies in her house when she has her entire house filled with Yankee candles and air fresheners!! I will Not give her tons of shit for that as long as I'm here!
* I did NOT lie to my children and tell them I forgot my bathing suit just so I wouldn't have to get wet in the lake.
* I did NOT bribe Indy with a huge scoop of cool whip( yes I know Mom..It's fake food) just so she would eat a piece of veggie fritata for breakfast.
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next time give her redi-whip. It's real food and just as delicious. That is what Tom uses for bribery.
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