Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Meet My New Boyfriend

I have a new boyfriend.

Not HIM...


Isn't he cute?

I'm in love. Makes my uterus hurt.
My friend needed someone to watch him this week so I said "yes".

That big wet spot on my breast is NOT what you think. Well it is milk but not from me. I was feeding him and some milk leaked out of his bottle and onto my boob. My friend thought it was HYSTERICAL!!

I don't know whats so funny about it. Just cause my boobs are huge doesn't make me a dairy cow. 
Well I once was a dairy cow.. or maybe three times I was a dairy cow but that was a long time ago.

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